Maria could have sung this

I got this from sweet friend SITA. Its such a laugh.

Well, my friend Carol-Ann did some research and found out tha t Julie Andrews is 75 and she did not sing this song (see comment box)

But just for laughs you can enjoy singing it to the tune of "My Favorite Things"

(Sing It!)

- If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!!

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,

Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,

Bundles of magazines tied up in string,

These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,

Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,

Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,

When the knees go bad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,

No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,

Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,

These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',

Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin'

And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,

When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,

When the eyes grow dim,

Then I remember the great life I've had,

And then I don't feel so bad.

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd> That lasted over four minutes and repeated encores. )

Some flowers from our garden

This is the flowering kachnar tree.The flowers are very fragile and last only a very short time when plucked.

In Hindi poetry the beauty of young girls is compared to the kachnar blossoms.

MISGUIDED MISSILE

A new stray kitty tried to enter my kitchen while I was cooking Sunday lunch.

I shooed her out. But she gained entry through the front porch. Poor kitty didn 't know Sheeba lived here..

She desperately wanted to escape through the window mesh.I took Sheeba aside and Kitty beat a hasty retreat.