Showing posts with label Smile Please. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smile Please. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Automatic Spell Checker


A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers...



Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.


Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

author unknown

Friday, July 8, 2011

Dress Up Your Pets as Celebrities

I  found  these  photos  on  the Amusing  Planet  website.
Can  you  identify  who they  are?
I  think I  can  guess the  first  one. I  can  sniff  Lady  Gaga and  Che  Guevara in  there,or  maybe  a  royal  face  or  two.











Hats  off  to  creative  artists  everywhere.
In  today 's  Hindustan  Times  newspaper I  read  an  article  about an Indian film maker called  Mani Kaul. He  has  been   described  as  an iconoclastic, uncompromising, individualistic  filmmaker. He  was  not  found  in the  glitzy  world  of  Bollywood.

He said (the  newspaper quotes)
“A new thought — that is the purpose of my films,” he said. “If the film is to show you something that is already known, not only by the filmmaker but also by the audience, where will it lead us?” Television for him was anathema. “The world we are exposed to on television is killing the capacity of wanting to understand. It feeds you… as if you have no capacity for chewing … What food is to the stomach, thought is to the mind.” What would he have to say about the world today and the information overload that leaves no time for boredom, boredom out of which imagination takes wing?

The  electronic  entertainment is  dulling  our  senses and  whitewashing   our   imagination.  I  want   enough  boredom to  fire   my  imagination.


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We  have  crossed  the  mid way  point  of  2011
A  good  time to  review  the  past  and  pray  an d plan  for  the  future.
We  may  look  back with  anger, regret  and  sorrow.
Or satisfaction, joy and  nostalgia.
Whatever  it  is  remember  God is  in  control no  matter how  careless and  disorganized  the  course  of  life  may appear  to  be.
There  is  a  short  prayer  in the   Bible which says,
"Teach us  to number our  days that  we  may  apply our  hearts  unto wisdom. Psalm 90;12
 
I always  wondered  what  is  the need  to  number  or  count  our days. And  why  do  we  need   God 's help  for  that. I found  the  answer.
We  need to know  the  course , life  is  taking  us  through , and accept  the  seasons  of  life, and also appreciate the  changing colors  of  life. This  can be  only done  by  wisdom from above.
 
This  reminds  me  of a  telephonic  conversation my brother in law  Prem had  ,a few  years  ago with  a relative who is younger  than  him.
The 30 something man finding himself  brimming   with vitality and  the exilir of  youth asked Prem his  age. Prem said he  was in  his  early  40s.
 
"Oh",said  the ticklish  thirties,'  Your  days  are   numbered. You must  be  growing  bald and  weak and  your  eye sight  must  be   dimming, and  your teeth  falling  out?"
 
No sir , he  was  not joking this Benjamin Button in the   making.
 
But we  all had  a  good  laugh at him after Prem put the phone down.
 
After a few  years  later  Mr Benjamin Button suffered  a slipped  disc from  which  he has never  recovered  fully. He was  bed ridden for a long time and his  poor wife  had to  nurse  him like  a child. He  also  turned  his  back to God and  his  family  suffered  immensely.
 
Whereas my  brother  Prem, never  had any major health problem. He has  progressed  in his  job  and  career and  is  greatly  loved  by all who  know  him. People  see Christ  in him.
 
So, self assurance, arrogance  and  smugness did not  lead  this  man  anywhere.
 
You may be  surprised   but there are  people  like  that
in our  world today.
 
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Vegetable  prices  have  jumped  up in  the past  few  days. I have  to number/count  my  pennies  too. Ha-Ha!
 
Have  a  good  weekend  everyone.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Mind Your Ps and Qs

Do  they speak  the  same  language  on
either  side   of  the Atlantic?
India  has  leaning  towards  the British-
the  colonial influence.
On  the other  hand  several Hindi
or  Hindustani  words have  found
a  place  in  the  English lexicon.
Jungle
Bungalow (bangla)
Mantra
Avatar
Karma
nirvana
curry
chutney
tandoor
guru
serpent (sarpam)
pyjamas
juggernaut
khaki
loot
pundit
veranda
There  are  many   more
and  still  being  added.

On the other  hand  India has
its  own   form of  Hinglish.
Look  at  the  sign above.(left  one)
I  find  it  hilarious.
Ashish and  Megan took this  photo
somewhere in NE  India.
Enjoy  while  I  run  along
powder  my  slappy  ham
grab a  packet  of   chips,
load up  my  rooty tooty point  and   shooty
and dash off
to  my Anguish , sorry English Class.
I  want  to  ask them
what  is  the  connection  between
blueberry  pancakes
and  clammy rogers

Which words from  your part  of  the  world
have  enhanced  the  English  language?

Do you  use words  of  Indian origin?

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Petshop Boys & Girls

"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you,but he will make a fool of himself too." SAMUEL BUTLER
A blogfriend emailed me these cute puppy photos. I wish everyone of them could leap out of my laptop right into my lap.





















Today was a bright sunny day temperature was about 18-15*C. So we enjoyed the warm sun. I served lunch - rajma (red kidney beans) and rice on the veranda I also boiled some (garden harvested) sweet potatoes which I like with salt and pepper.
God is good all the time...in sunshine and in the fog.

Friday, September 3, 2010

What 's Cookin '

These made me smile


Both are from Calvinst Cartoon by Eddie Eddings

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Mouse Trap
















I baked a banana cake and have posted pictures on the SS blog
you can see them HERE
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